15 Different Types of People You Will Meet During Freshers

before all that serious business of attending lectures, submitting essays and balancing your finances begins, you have the delight of enjoying the event known as Freshers.Freshers is an opportunity for new and existing students to gently immerse themselves in to the social side of Uni.In reality this experience is full of partying, fancy dress not to mention these peculiar types.Identifiable by all of the free tote bags they will be carrying around.This person will always have a coupon for everything and an endless supply of free condoms.This type come only in pairs. They will hook up with one another on their second night out, and then will be inseparable for the rest of the time at Uni.Most likely to get married a few weeks after graduating.They will be armed with an endless supply of glow sticks, fancy dress items and little plastic shot glasses.You'll never see this person after Freshers, and no-one is quite sure if they were even an enrolled student.Easily in their late twenties, and not because they are a mature student.Nope, this is someone that has failed first year since 2008, and is a veteran on campus.The fun never stops with this one.Ex-private school member who casually drops into conversation that their parents have a vacation home in the Swiss Alps.Easily spotted by their Hunter wellies, a bed sheet set from Jack Wills and carrying home their grocery shopping in Waitrose bags.Guaranteed to have a bean bag in their room. And perhaps a lava lamp.Always eagerly volunteering their iPhone music collection during any pre-drinks activity, and will be spotted trying to blag their way into the DJ booth at the SU.If you live near this person you can wave goodbye to a quiet night in and your eardrums.Will have spent their entire student loan on a big TV, a sound system and a comfy chair.Self righteous, loud and annoying.Will tell anyone who will listen about how they really found themselves whilst backpacking across a country in Asia.And also complaining about Western Capitalism, while using their iPhone to show off photos of themselves riding an elephant.Full of bantz, a cupboard full of cheap Vodka, an endless collection of tight floral shirts and will be seen travelling with a pack of fellow LADZ.Will be loudly heard declaring his love of bacon sandwiches, and telling jokes that aren't funny about poo and farts.This person isn't interested in being friends, so don't even suggest inviting them over for a cuppa.While you're trying to figure out the cheapest place to get a full English brekkie to chase away your hangover, this one's loudly telling anyone who will listen about the structural implications of Homer's Illiad.These types pass themselves off as normal functioning human beings with a respect for personal hygiene during the daylight hours.But soon as the moon is out this person is guaranteed to be spotted stumbling around with vomit down themselves. Every single night.You'll be behind the queue of this person waiting to sign up to the same society and a simple conversation begins.This conversation turns into a coffee and before you know it you've become BFFs and are co-ordinating your outfits for the next foam party.The type your parents wish you could be.Always carries spare money, a jacket and wears sensible shoes, and definitely has their life together.Whereas you can't even commit to wearing matching socks, and you don't plan on changing any time soon.